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7/27/05 04:05 pm - fatgirl_tv - Back to your regularly scheduled programming

Sorry we have not been airing any episodes recently.

We have been awful busy...SWEATING.

Recently Julifat was making pie crusts, so I decided to wander on over and watch.

The packages of LARD were so beautiful, like white bricks of love! I couldn't help myself.

I stole one of the packs and rubbed it over my rolls of flesh, letting it melt all over me...I then had to get three more blocks of it to finish the rest of my body.

Dripping in lard I went to the closet where Julifat was keeping our latest victim special friend and forced "Mini" to guzzle down all the lard that dripped off me.

By the end she was so greedy for the lard she searched my rolls (and even found my bellybutton) to lick the last drops of delicious goo off me.

I am ticklish so she did end up with a black eye but I really think it was all worth it.

When we handed her back to her family, they had to buy a brand new mini van because she wouldn't fit into anything else...Now she has a new reason to be called Mini!

AAH good times, it brings a tear to my eye. No wait that was a drop of lard.

5/4/05 10:13 pm - fatgirl_tv - Episode 2

This week on Fat Girl TV....

Our fearless hostesses [mmm hostess] manage to sneak into a plastic surgeon's office to preform a little "reverse lipo".

At our local gym [we didnt go IN!] we found our latest "willing" victim...um I mean volunteer. Shmandy the stick was more then willing when we suggested liposuction and even more willing after the chloroformed towel was held over her nose.

Once we strapped our lovely Shmandy to the doctors table, we found the big sucky thing and hooked it up to the discard buckets from out local KFC [mmmmm we had to eat the crunchy bits out before we started though].

After dressing ourselves head to toe in rubber sheeting we started the work...it was easy really..just flicking the switch from "suck" to "BLOW"!
It was much like filling a sausage casing.

Our eyes widened as Shmandy did too...twenty minutes later she was done and so was our cake [it was yummy].

We let a dazed 300lb Shmandy out of our van in front of our local plus size store, and with a smile and a wave we were gone...another overly-thin girl saved.

We went home and celebrated with a pizza [each]. Tune in next time for another episode of FAT GIRL TV!

-Tubbygail

5/4/05 10:13 pm - fatgirl_tv - Episode 1

Our goal in tonight's episode was to fatten up a couple anorexic girls that we saw on the road. They needed BLUBBER and fast!!! So Tubbygail dragged out her cow's intestines full of pure rendered pork tallow and we went to work!!

We captured an asian school-girl. We tackled her from behind screaming "TAKE THE FAT". I sat on her stomach and held her down while Tubbygail spooned the pork tallow into her mouth. We got it all on camera. It was glorious. Kind of like a bukaki-fat explosion!

Tubbygail's quote after? "Smearing it on her face was the best!!" she bubbled happily rubbing the fat into her hands like lotion. "MMMmmmm .. tallow!!"

"I like the way she squirmed and gagged" I chuckled [Julifat]. "I don't think she had ever eaten anything more than a bowl of rice before! Chopstick THIS!"

By the time we were done you couldn't tell the difference between her and her sumo-wrestler brother.

It was beautiful! *wipes tears from eyes*

-Julifat
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